Poseidon's Journey

There’s no way around it… I have a black thumb. Always have. I’ve always had a deep desire to grow my own food. I’m not sure where that desire came from but the idea of working the land and eating what you’ve grown is very appealing. If I could change my life with the snap of my fingers, I would teleport to Italy; we would live in a small town, work the land, buy meat from the local butcher, and kick around a soccer with the local kids on our way home… Back here in reality, I kill succulents. You’re…